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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag? Twix."
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"My dentist just looked in my mouth and said something is gonna have to come out. I suspect he's talking about my wallet."
"So, i wanted to know what my weight was. 'Holding your belly in is not gonna make you lighter' my wife said. But how am i supposed to see the numbers?"
"What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant? It'll Dimsum."
"Where does an octopus go to buy shoes? Inke"
"Why do natives hate snow? Cause its white and its on their land."
"I USED VOLUME MAXIMIZING SHAMPOO THIS MORNING SO YES I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM IN YOUR FACE OFFICER"
"What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill? ""I'm cured!"""
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the kid. Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"
"I can honestly say that I have never fake laughed as hard as any member of the America's Funniest Home Videos audience."