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Joke of the Day

"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."

"Me: ""Knock knock"" , Jesus: ""I'm not in!"" ... Me: ""Oh, come on."" Jesus: ""I refuse to open the door."""

"Anyway, the moral of the Chilean story is we now put a limit on the hider in the game of hide n' seek"

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs."

"Reading popular baby names. Once again, Adolf is nowhere to be found."

"daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip"

"My wife tried to make antimatter in the kitchen But she ran out of counterspace"

"What do you get when you have seven dragon balls? Nothing! This is real life."

"When you walk into a barn You step on some shit. Dammit Bojack."

"13YO: Why's he happy? He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE."