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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."
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"If I were a famous president I would totally use money as photo I.D."
"I just went to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Jerkey"
"Name two things that are black and blue and had sex Bill Cosby with his sweater and his accuser"
"A wise man once said that ice on the ground is great. He fell"
"My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up. Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order..."
"I'm the Neighbor the news interviews who says the family that was murdered deserved it bc they wore holiday turtlenecks."
"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""
"What's the second to last thing the redneck said before he died? Shit, I can do that.. What about the last thing? Look, I'm doing it!!!"