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Joke of the Day
"how do you cease chritianiny from existing stop having children"
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"There are two kinds of numbers... Rational numbers and Woman numbers."
"What did Hitler say to the student that got a question wrong? That is Nazi answer."
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"Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness."
"The thing about statistics is, if you gather enough, you'll find a coincidence."
"A friend asked me if every sentence has to include a vegetable I said not nessacelery"
"Have you seen my cat? I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I hadn't . I like to help where I can."