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Joke of the Day
"Why did the genie turn the man into a toad? He rubbed him the wrong way."
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"mike hawk is huge !!!"
"Kid: How did you meet daddy? Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion..."
"Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask ""Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"""
"Been throwing up gang signs all morning. Must've eaten some expired gang signs"
"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"
"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"
"Did you hear that Tote's have brought out a line of spherical candies of suprisingly high quality? They're totes amazeballs."
"When I was younger I used to think I was a God. Most parents give their kids food, mine gave me burnt offerings."
"Dirty Joke My teacher tells me there are 7 wonders of the world. I think there are only 2. *Vaginas and tits*"