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Joke of the Day
"*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* ""Nice."""
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"When everyone around you has their phone out... I guess you could say... you're in a phony world... I am so sorry guys."
"6.9 is a very good thing fucked by a period."
"See You Next Tuesday What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U & N in-between? A coconut!"
"What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks."
"I hope death is a woman... That way it will never come for me."
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"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles"
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."