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Joke of the Day
"*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* ""Nice."""
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"I'm tired of making fun of Mariah Carey It's so 2016"
"Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life"
"I slept through the alarm this morning Luckily it wasn't a big fire"
"How many sex addicts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but they'd have to be really tiny."
"LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny."
"My Spanish teacher taught me the word for ""Transgender"" I asked him if the word is masculine or feminine"
"Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. Totally ruined Grandpa's 90th birthday."
"[opens jar of olives and pours them in my garden] ""Now grow to be a restaurant"""
"The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them."