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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by having sex on an airplane .."
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"Sometimes when I'm riding in an uber, I like to request another uber. Instant car chase."
"Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C."
"What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra? Microsoft"
"What did water say when ice farted? Ice melt it."
"I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like ""Oh she's cool she's one of us."""
"I hate when people put the beginning of the joke a second time"
"Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case."
"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."
"Why do porn scenes use condoms during intercourse, but not during the blowjob and climax? So they can see it coming"