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Joke of the Day
"My 4 year old said he wants to go to JFK for some chicken. He won't be majoring in history."
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"Having trouble with your iPhone saying ""No Service""? Just put your shirt and shoes back on."
"A guy sees an Indian in a port-a-poty The guy asks how long he has been down there. The Indian responds, ""Many a moon"""
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."
"A 65 year old actress with early Alzhiemer's got a Botox shot, and later regretted it. She couldn't remember her lines."
"How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."
"Just getting romantic with the wife when our slow cooker set off our smoke alarm so yes, I was crock blocked."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? by having sex with her"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would have never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"