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Joke of the Day

"I shouldn't laugh at all what is brown and lives in a tree? - - - - - - - - -a stick"

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's time consuming."

"What looks like a dog sounds like a dog eats like a dog but isn't a dog? A pup."

"I went for sushi with Luke Skywalker and he was struggling with chopsticks... ""Use the fork, Luke!"" I said."

"What is the best thing about liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up."

"My new years resolution is 1200x800"

"I must be baked Two muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, ""Hey man, is it getting hot in here?"" And the other muffin said, ""Ahhhhh! You can talk!"""

"I saw a sheep give birth today All I could say was ""ewe"" (I know this joke is probably overused but I'm currently on a Bill Nye the Science Guy nostalgia trip right now so fuck the haters.)"

"Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?"

"Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?.... ....In case you get a hole in one!"