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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about having sex with a Bulimic? She won't swallow"
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"My DNA results came back and apparently I'm .0002% aardvark. Which pretty much answers all the questions I've ever had. About anything."
"Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do"
"Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs? Watts the difference!"
"Wanna hear a terrorist joke? Israeli good.."
"My sister is THE clumsiest girl i know... She's always miscarrying."
"We have to operate now if the cancer spreads anymore you won't be able to tell the difference between people & food ""Are you nuts?"" Dear God"
"Some naughty science shit. 63 earths can fit inside ur-anus."
"""To be perfectly honest, I'm not a huge fan of beats by Dre."" --Dee Barnes [Context for the clueless](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dee_Barnes)."
"Hey super sassy black women. I see you. But most importantly, I hear you. And everyone else does too."