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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an detective's glasses? Inspectacles"
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"What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under? Michael Jackson"
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"Coworker: I never would've guessed you're in your 30's. You look so young. Me: I'm old at heart."
"I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus."
"It's ironic that pregnant people have to order virgin drinks."
"You hear in his will Prince left a bunch of large musical instruments to churches? Turns out he was *a big organ donor.*"
"Why wouldn't Jeffery Dahmer go down on Terri Schiavo? Because cannibals don't eat vegetables."
"My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"
"There was once a cat on Mars But Curiosity killed the cat"