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Joke of the Day
"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."
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"""Baby, I'm gonna make you mine."" - sweet talker forcing someone to be a coal miner"
"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."
"I was up all night wondering, if you get fired at the Unemployment Office, do you just switch to the other side of the desk?"
"oh hey mom. no i'm just Skyping with my girlfriend. what do you mean am i just playing a Vine of a girl saying i love you over and over"
"Two roses What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"
"The Yin and Yan of Life Life at begining of month: I am the king. let me buy some castles and build an empire Life at month's end: Do I really need two kidneys?"
"What did the french say to the Nazis when they invaded ? Table for 50,000?"
"Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out."
"This one time, I cried, when my dad chopped up Onions. I loved Onions, she was such a nice, sweet, little puppy"