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Joke of the Day
"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."
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"A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here. The kangaroo says, At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
"Girls are of two types.... Girls are of two types: 1. Boring 2. Interesting Boring are the ones who use umbrella even in sunlight; And Interesting are the ones who forget Umbrella at home during rain!"
"Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have? Super Bowl Babies."
"While you're thinking what to wear, I'm thinking how to take it off."
"Two men just got away with the largest Viagra heist in history. Police say to be on the lookout for hardened criminals."
"What's the easiest way to come out of the closet? 1. Open door 2. Walk out"
"For fun, I steal my married friends phones & change my name to 'Brandy from the club' then repeatedly call them & hang up at 3am. #topahole"
"What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore? Semi-retired."
"I hate it when I'm brushing my teeth and Kiefer Sutherland climbs out of the toilet just to ask me if he can bum a cigarette."