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Joke of the Day
"What did the french say to the Nazis when they invaded ? Table for 50,000?"
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"Jokes about menstruation aren't funny... Period. "
"This guy in the elevator asked for my number so I wrote it on his arm. Apparently he meant which floor, so that was awkward."
"What do you call a lock with low self-confidence? Insecure."
"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium got together! I was, like, OMg!"
"Old people always poke me at weddings and say ""You're next"" So I started doing the same to them at funerals"
"How do the Chinese vote? With their erections."
"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"
"[in bed] Me: got a costume from the Princess Leia slave scene Him: omg yes Me: *disappears to change* *comes back dressed as Jabba the Hutt*"