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Joke of the Day

"Two roses What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"If everyone walked around with their orgasm face, no one would ever get laid."

"Feeling sad because my hamster died... Well he's not 'technically' dead yet, but I ran out of food so it's really just a matter of days."

"If you're going to have a beer with Russian's You better Czech yourself before you wreck yourself. Edit:FUCK I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS JOKE IS"

"Whats a similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both smell it, but they can't eat it."

"A tree was knocked down by a recent storm... and destroyed an African family's home. The thing is, we didn't even know they lived up there!"

"what did the priest say before he ate his salad? lettuce pray"

"Heading to work this morning there was a car parked on the train tracks, with a bumper sticker that said ""Honk if you love Jesus!"" That train engineer must have REALLY loved Jesus."

"Whenever someone says they have ""a thing"" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony."

"Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."