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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 99% of /r/politics? Bernd-wagoners!"
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"Monica Lewinsky was recently offered a new position at a prestigious boarding school. Headmaster."
"You can drink lava But only once"
"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."
"I've never approached even 10% of Aerosmith's level of excitement that a dude looks like a lady."
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."
"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."
"biggest joke ever? The U.N"
"Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag? A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer."
"I bet a cool thing would be to play musical chairs using toilets and call it ""Game of Thrones""."