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Joke of the Day

"biggest joke ever? The U.N"

"Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!"

"Why is fruit so expensive? I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus."

"'Two can play that game...' -people who dont understand that's how games usually work"

"A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing. The steaks were really high."

"Good cop: If you just let us know where the body is, we'll let you go Bad Batman: Ben Affleck"

"AWE YEAH,,, I just washed my dog with Axe body wash... He's gonna to get ALL DA B!TCHES"

"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""

"Don't be sad when you find expired food in your pantry. Be happy you outlived it."

"Hot air rises That explains why Donald Trump is so popular."