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Joke of the Day
"I've never approached even 10% of Aerosmith's level of excitement that a dude looks like a lady."
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"I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. But it's hard...really hard."
"What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tukaluk"
"Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much? A Meanderthal"
"Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."
"Have the uneasy feeling there are Baldwin brothers out there I don't know about yet."
"My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart."
"Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break"
"They're coming for me They're banging on my doors. I haven't eaten an apple in months. They're forcing their way in in. The doctors are here. Tell mum I love her."