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Joke of the Day

"Joke from my 7 year old cousin - Why did the ninja go to college? He wanted to be a ninja-neer."

"What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese? A fetaphile"

"What do you call a gay with a large asshole and a lesbian with a strap-on? A wife and a husband. (My gay friend told me this joke)."

"A guy pick up a woman Then he puts her down"

"Been to the hospital to get a mole checked. Apparently they all look like that & I should've just left it in its hole in the garden."

"I tripped over a bra last night, do you think it was a boobie trap?"

"*kid opens Easter egg* *egg begins beeping* ""Dad why's it ticking"" SON NO THAT'S FROM THE- *egg explodes* *sheds tear* Middle-Easter bunny"

"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"Did you hear George R R Martin committed suicide? Yeah. I saw it coming too."