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"You can drink lava But only once"
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"Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted to test out his new air brakes."
"What's the difference between you and a baby bird. The bird got laid."
"I have a strange attraction to bananas. I don't know why, I just find it apeeling."
"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."
"[god on LSD creating Donald Trump What if a car alarm that constantly goes off for no reason were a person?"
"During the bank robbery, I was the one who heroically soiled himself & cried in order to incapacitate the robbers with laughter"
"There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered. Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory."
"My wife wants to have a kid... I bought her a goldfish and told her to wait a few million years."
"New phone My sister got an Iphone 5c. I asked if I could C it she said ""No"" so I said SIRI ously"