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Joke of the Day

"If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you."

"One of my favourites Women's rights."

"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."

"""Paintings or it didn't happen."" - 1700's-1920"

"How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb? One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"*pulls away from kissing, stares intently into his eyes Your eyes are like pools of melted chocolate Him: U started your diet, didn't u"

"If your wife says ""take out the trash"" do not reply with ""you cooked it you take it out."""

"How do you kill a circus clown ? You go for the juggler"

"We are the people our parents warned us about."

"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."