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Joke of the Day

"(Someone finally shuts off a car alarm) Philip Glass: (sticks head out of apartment window above) HEY I WAS LISTENING TO THAT"

"home alone: my favorite movie and also my hobby"

"Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth Watching ""Game of Thrones"" made me realize that Winter must be the happiest woman on Earth. She is always coming..."

"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9"

"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"" ^I'll^see^myself^out..."

"Why can't the bike stand by itself? Because it was two-tired."

"What do you call an unemployed rasta? Jah bless"

"What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head? Zikachu"

"I finished off a pizza today like it was planning to testify against me in court."

"What do people say when they eat very tasty jam? ""Jaaaam,this is good"""