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Joke of the Day
"Hey you know what will go good with all that beer you just drank? Social media and a camera phone!"
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"I just saw my parents having sex Damn you Pornhub"
"I didn't post that copyright notice thing on my Facebook and I've already seen SIX of MY photos of me with my casseroles in BMW commercials"
"""UNLESS WE'RE OUT OF CHEESE THERE'S NO REASON TO SCREAM LIKE THAT!"" - me to my kid whenever he throws a tantrum"
"*Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* ""Not for long my friend. Not for long."""
"The movies were right about monkeys ruling the world. They came from Baltimore."
"Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!! Lucky I got the first punch in."
"Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !"
"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."
"""I piss off a lot of deaf people when I talk"" -Italians"