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Joke of the Day
"Ramen again? This guy's a mess. -mice in my kitchen"
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"If I answer you with my voice two octaves higher than normal, ""whaaaaat?!"" then one octave lower than normal, ""noooooo,"" the answer was yes."
"It is nearly impossible to find an eye doctor on an Alaskan island. They are all optical Aleutians."
"DJ: ""MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*"
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one who had a dream."
"What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family."
"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me, and we can make fun of people together."
"Why does the forest stink during a storm? Because the trees break wind."
"I caught my friend licking my tv today. So much for the high def LSD screen."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick in someone's asshole"