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"REQUEST: any Greg Giraldo jokes or is it still too soon? I think the world is ready. Shoot!"
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"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."
"We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead. He just registered to vote in Chicago."
"Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the ""Caution Wet Floor"" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied ""Shut your mouth you fat cunt"""
"What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe."
"Why didn't Jesus cross the road? Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross"
"January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber..."
"Past employers have described me as ""selfish, egotistic, condescending, the physical manifestation of capitalism, and a true sweetheart."""
"Zombies never bite hipsters. They taste fine. We just don't want to spend eternity hearing them say they became undead before it was cool."