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Joke of the Day

"We finally have definitive proof that Osama bin Laden is dead. He just registered to vote in Chicago."

"I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, ""Should I help?"" Then I thought, ""No...6 should be enough."""

"Bill Cosby was puddin' his pop where it didn't belong."

"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count binary, and those who can't."

"I will marry a woman if she knows homer is Not a Simpson and Plato is Not clay"

"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"

"If my wife comes to bed nude it's ON, but when it's me at the end of the bed naked she's all ""what are you doin, we're at Mattress City."""

"Do you know why it was called the 'Dark Ages'? Because of all the knights!"

"""You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need."""