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Joke of the Day
"All my gay friends must be businessmen... cause they keep talking about their partners."
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"I tried giving my cat a bath... but I keep getting hair in my mouth"
"Why is a violin difficult to play? Because it is fiddly!"
"I was sitting on the toilet, constipated... The undropped turd asked me, ""Man, what did you eat?!"" ""A pound of cheese,"" I said. The turd said, ""You're shittin' me."" I said, ""I shit you not."""
"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."
"How Germans does it take to change a light bulb? NEIN!"
"What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common? They're not carried by *defeat*"
"Why cant Stephen Hawking put on a comedy show? Because he cant do stand-up"
"Java programmers do it with... class."
"[at club] DO YOU WANT TO DO A HUMAN SACRIFICE ""WHAT?"" [does stabbing and offering motion] A SACRIFICE, DO YOU WANT TO DO ONE"