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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied ""Shut your mouth you fat cunt"""
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"""I'll take the Batmobile. Robin, you take the--"" [Robin doing up laces] ""The Batskates, yeah I know."""
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"In a very touching gesture, Gary Anderson attempted to call up Blair Walsh and offer his sympathy. Unfortunately, they just missed each other."