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Joke of the Day
"Oral sex makes your day but... Anal makes your whole week"
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"To all my friends who sent me best wishes for 2013, it did fuck all. For 2014 could you please send money, alcohol or petrol vouchers...Cheers!"
"Bartender: A shot of whiskey can cleanse the soul Me: *thinks back to the time I ""experimented"" in college* I'll take 27 bottles please"
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroking Off!"
"You know those voices in your head? Choose the smartest, sanest one and call it you."
"At first Lincoln didn't want to be president... ... but he gave it a shot."
"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"
"Ah ? ha ? ha ? ha ? stayin' alive, stayin alive ? ? ? ?."
"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."
"What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet."