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Joke of the Day
"You can't run through a campsite... You can only ran, because its past tents."
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"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie"
"My favorite sexual position is the JFK... It's where I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."
"What's a programmer's favorite drug? Codeine."
"Ronda Rousey's boxing"
"Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook."
"Why are some musicians so antisocial? Because all they want is tonics and dominance."
"Why is fishing called fishing and hunting is not called deering or birding?"
"HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10"