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Joke of the Day
"What's a programmer's favorite drug? Codeine."
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"Idea: a Chinese restaurant called You Dim Sum You Lose Some."
"Why can't we see photons having sex? They do it in the super-position."
"One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard."
"Masturbation isn't illegal ...but I'm sure if it was, people would take the law into their own hands."
"Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? They only had 2 trucks"
"I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now."
"No school tomorrow... Thanks Obama"
"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"
"(Real news) In Florida, a truck filled with $120,000-worth of chocolate was stolen. Police warn the thieves could be armed and PMSing."