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Joke of the Day
"HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10"
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"My friends hosting a charity night for people who can't reach orgasms I told him i'll let him know if i can't come."
"What's the worst part about being black? Even the name has 'lack' in it"
"What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess? C4"
"I bet it really confuses poor Forrest Gump to see Lt. Dan on TV solving crimes in New York."
"Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out an important part of human anatomy that is more useful when it is erect. Er... SPINE?"
"Are you a magician?? Because you're making my penis levitate."
"I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you."
"A mathematician walks into a pizza bar and orders one pi He receives two"
"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."