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"Ronda Rousey's boxing"
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"One time I shot a gun... And the gun died!"
"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."
"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."
"Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds."
"What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink? Whiskers on the rocks"
"What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!"
"Me: Why am I still single? Brain: You're weird as shit. Body:You're fat. Face:You're pretty ugly. Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you."
"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."
"Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming."