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Joke of the Day
"Why are some musicians so antisocial? Because all they want is tonics and dominance."
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"Just asking for a friend, if one of your testicles drooped more than the other would you see a doctor?"
"Sorry if this comes across as offensive... Two dyslexic men attempt to rob a train. One man shouts to the carriage ""Air in the hands motherstickers!"" The other man shouts ""This is a fuck up!"""
"I'm drunk and ready to get retarded! Wait, that's not politically correct. I'm soberly-challenged and ready to get retarded!"
"How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."
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"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!"