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Joke of the Day

"A whale is having a conversation with its son. Son: ""Hey Dad, where did I come from?"" Dad: ""From my dick, son"" Son: ""Uhhh, thanks?"" Dad: ""You're whalecum"""

"I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals... I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa."

"doctor: your test results have come patient: what does it say? doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign? patient: cancer, but why ? doctor : what a coincidence !"

"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery... I've had it up to here with them."

"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"

"Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats? Mao"

"Imagine a world without war where we remember scientists and artists."

"(nsfw) Why did God invent yeast infections? So women also will know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt."

"where does a Finnish child molester go when his ship sinks? Helsinki"

"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"