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Joke of the Day

"What makes a pun, fun? Add an h."

"FIFA 16 joke. fifa 16 is going to feature women players for the first time, apparently in the consumables section you will be able to purchase tampons alongside contracts and chemistry styles."

"How did the scarecrow win a noble prize? He was *out standing* in his field."

"How does John Lennon get his kids to eat their vegetables? He tells them to ""Give Peas a Chance"""

"When you read an unfunny joke: downvote it."

"Don't ask a pregnant lady ""do you know the sex?"" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot"

"What did the new KKK member say during his training? ""Hey, I'm getting the hang of it!"""

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, do feminists still try to blame it on the patriarchy?"

"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."

"*sees baby* *feels sad that my kids aren't babies anymore* *sees look of exhausted despair in baby's parents eyes* *sadness evaporates*"