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Joke of the Day
"If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific"
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"Her: ""Honey, I want to be with you 24/7"" Him: ""Ok, see you on the 24th of July"""
"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"