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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? 9/11"
Next Joke
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner!"
"What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego."
"What's the difference between a computer and a woman? A computer only has to have information punched into it once."
"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."
"My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true."
"Just passed a cop on a bicycle, I hope I used my turn signal properly or I might get a detention or whatever they hand out"
"Have you heard the new hipster joke? Yea, I have it on vinyl."
"Two potatoes on a street corner There are two potatoes on a street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the little sticker on it that says I-da-ho!"
"Mom I am 15 now, can I finally wear a bra? No John."