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Joke of the Day

"A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says ""get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs."" The programmer never returns."

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"How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time? Give her the dong."
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"Wife: Is Mexican food ok for dinner? Don't just text back k. Husband: Que"