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Joke of the Day

"""Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?"" I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world"

"A man walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk, ""Do you sell color televisions?"" ""Yes,"" said the clerk. The man replied, ""Then give me a green one."""

"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"

"[invasion] *aircrafts dropping from the sky *explosions everywhere *mass hysteria Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?"

"What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up? Is this some sort of yolk?"

"What's Obama say to Biden when he leaves the room after a argument? Good*bi-den*"

"Nostalgia Sure isn't what it used to be."

"I have a friend who everyone knows is gay but he won't admit it. He'll swallow everything but his pride."

"Definitely never want to own a small fruit stand in an action movie."

"What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher."