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Joke of the Day
"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder!"
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"Australians don't have sex... ...they mate"
"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."
"My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991."
"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"
"I just noticed how high the prices were for the Adele concert So I said ""Heeeellloooooooo from the Parking loooooooooottt"""
"What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit? A show off"
"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."
"What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test? ""TL;DR"""
"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money; watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)"