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Joke of the Day
"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder!"
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"Pretty sure my first black friend was ""The Wire."""
"How are tornadoes and women alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and they take the whole damn house when they leave."
"""It's impossible."" said pride. ""It's risky."" said experience. ""It's pointless."" said reason. ""Ggrraadrttgrrtrr."" said Chewbacca."
"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."
"What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage"
"Whoever drew the food pyramid forgot to coat the outside in Ranch dressing."
"What did the sadist say when the masochist said ""Hit me""? ""No."""
"Why did the snowman leave his wife? Because she got plowed by another man."
"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."