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Joke of the Day

"How do hobbit flowers grow? Through Frodo-synthesis."

"Bill Cosby likes his women like he likes his town cars... Blacked out"

"Told this girl to text me when she got home.... I think she homeless. ----- I don't own this and I take no credit."

"You know what the budding prostitute told me? ""You break it you buy it""."

"Call me crazy but ""dropping the ball"" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year."

"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""

"Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G."

"What did the Florida boy have on his feet? Crocs"

"WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE NOODLE? AN IMPASTA."

"They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Unless he's a vegan. Then you can get there through his vagina."