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Joke of the Day
"How do hobbit flowers grow? Through Frodo-synthesis."
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"""Did you hire a wedding photographer?"" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*"
"A German man walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The barman asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies: ""No, just one, thank you."""
"I used to trust my farts..... But then shit got real."
"I asked my immigrant Asian parents if they knew what Roe v. Wade was. ""Umm... the decision we had to make when we came to this country?"""
"I like my coffee like I like my women ..Without a penis"
"*catcher puts 1 finger down* *pitcher shakes head* *puts 2 fingers down* *nods* (catcher to umpire) ""can we take a break? he has to poop"""
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter."
"If you text your boss that you can't come in and include the poop emoji, he doesn't ask any questions."
"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."