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Joke of the Day

"I like the NSA They're the only government agency that listens"

"I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling"

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? If it's a good day lipstick"

"Elderly man gets his prostate checked As the Dr. Checks with out hesitation the elderly man asks Sandusky that you."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business. My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied ""remains to be seen""."

"How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree? Wave at them."

"Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte."

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"Whoever invented the forklift over estimated the weight of forks"