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Joke of the Day

"What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow? Besides a tiny, brief panic attack?"

"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."

"Why is a Boston painting school so special? Because everyone there is ahtistic."

"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"

"I love women so much that.. If I were a woman I'd be lesbian."

"Another version of the Chinese man on his deathbed joke by /u/comment_sense ,,? "",,?"" "" "" ""? "" ,: "",,,, "" ,,: "",? "" "

"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"What did the horse say to the one-legged jockey? How're ye gettin' on?"

"What do black people and Batman have in common? Neither one of them get r/dadjokes"