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Joke of the Day
"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"
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"""I bet all those murders are done by that hooded guy whose always running around rooftops w 17 weapons on him.""-Nobody in Assassin's Creed"
"How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray."
"I got a Jury Summons today, I'm sending them my Twitter profile to get out of it. Fingers crossed."
"For years I've been wiping my arse with my right hand. I now realise that I should have been using toilet paper."
"I just hope people who say ""Jesus is my co-pilot"" realize he's a 1st century carpenter with no time in a flight simulator."
"If you wake up on Christmas morning with a bad taste in your mouth Remember, Santa only comes around once a year to empty his sack."
"How did the programmer celebrate his birthday? var celebration = [""Hip"", ""Hip""];"
"What's Pink and Hard??? A Pig with a Flip Knife."
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."