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Joke of the Day
"How do hispanics cut a pizza? Little Caesars"
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"I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my ""before"" picture."
"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"
"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"
"I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl."
"When is your door annoying? When it'sa Jar-Jar."
"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"
"A Jew goes up a ladder. As he reaches the top a pound coin falls from his pocket. He climbed down to retrieve it and the coin hit him on the head."
"GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized."
"sometimes i remember i was part of the nsa hack back in spring / that all my data is currently floating around china and i'm like ""cool"""