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Joke of the Day
"Why is a Boston painting school so special? Because everyone there is ahtistic."
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"You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white."
"Three old women are sitting on a porch. The first one says ""Oy."" The second one says ""Oy vey."" The third one says ""I thought we weren't going to talk about the children."""
"I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states."
"""What does your mother do for a living?"" ""She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."""
"You know what's good about pirate hookers? You can splooge in her good eye and run away without paying."
"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."
"How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ? They will tell you."
"Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
"""I donno. America's Got Ghosts?"" -- someone in charge of a channel I probably pay $10 a year for and never watch."