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Joke of the Day

"The problem with rich people is you're not one of them."

"What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks? One's Cupid stunts..."

"Some guy just stole my wallet. He's now the poorest man in town."

"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."

"Did you know that people from Dubai don't like ""the Flintstones""? ... but Abu Dhabi do!"

"tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub"

"What do you call it when plants bang? Floral sex."

"My wife and I do this cute thing where she sends me pics of kitchen towels she can't decide on buying and I google my life expectancy."

"I didn't get groped by the TSA at all. We just kissed a little, it was nice."

"I won the drowning competition. Wanna know my secret? Well, don't hold your breath!"