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Joke of the Day
"What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
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"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"
"There are two rules for success... 1) Don't tell all you know"
"Riding in the car with a chiropractor... ... when he clearly takes the wrong exit. I ask why and he says... ""I'm not driving us under there! You wanna get carpool tunnel syndrome!?"""
"Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender? A visit from the cops."
"I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?"
"What do you say when it's snowing? Winter is coming."
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."
"What is an aliens favorite keyboard key The space key"
"Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat? Because you don't wanna sinc!"