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Joke of the Day
"I love women so much that.. If I were a woman I'd be lesbian."
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"I thought my son would be glad and appreciate that I got him a trampoline But nooo, all he does is sit and cry in his wheelchair all day"
"If a cop tazed me and then yelled ""Raiden Wins!""... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him."
"Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with ""I love you?"" Oh yeah me neither."
"Are you spectacularly unfunny? But have heard the way funny people talk? Ever considered a career in morning radio?"
"Why does a white guy go to a brothel? For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel? He's looking for his mother."
"Why did the cows cross the road? They wanted to go to the mooo....vies"
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNNNG! What's brown and sounds like a Southern Belle? Blanche Devereaux with a tan."
"One fifth of people... ...are just too tense!"