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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what the Feds found at Jared Fogle's home? A five year old footlong."
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"They say nothing in life that's worth having comes easily. Guess I'm really lucky to have my wife."
"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."
"How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf..."
"You know you're an alcoholic when... ...your local liquor store is moving and they come to your house for boxes."
"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"
"What do you call a painter with a brown finger? Picasso"
"I believe if Floyd fought Ali ... I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's"
"Romeo and Juliet.doc Is a play on word"
"How would I describe myself in three words? Eats anything. Beyonce."