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Joke of the Day

"You know you're an alcoholic when... ...your local liquor store is moving and they come to your house for boxes."

"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."

"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"

"what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat"

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

"My friend gets pissed when they call his phone a droid I told him: it's **An**droid, after all."

"What does a Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"

"I like to go to the movies and politely ask the people in front of me to stop kicking my seat."

"It's only been a few days, but I'm starting to forget everything I knew about Mitch Romley."

"God made them God made the little niggers, he made them at night. He made them in a hurry and forgot to make them White."