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Joke of the Day

"How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf..."

"My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time."

"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's going to be shit."

"Ask me if I'm a bear How am I supposed to BEAR comments like that one?"

"Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop."

"My teacher touched me Seriously, his lecture was fantastic"

"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"

"I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot."

"Good news! That lump I found in my breast turned out to be a Skittle."